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12.06.2025 12:55

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Experiment Reveals What Prolonged Fasting Actually Does to The Human Body - ScienceAlert
Next, they tried...
No go.
Nuts and Butts
What is the best way to keep my vagina clean and fresh?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Retinal prosthesis woven from tellurium nanowires partially restores vision in blind mice - Phys.org
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The One Habit an Oncologist Recommends Everyone Add by Age 40 - Eat This Not That
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Scientists Uncover Giant Spiders That Once Terrorized Jurassic Earth - The Daily Galaxy