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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is your twin flame story?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Sunnova Announces Strategic Action to Facilitate Value-Maximizing Sale Process - Business Wire

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Dementia: Switching to MIND diet even later in life can lower risk - Medical News Today

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

Why did Amazon initially deny leave of absence to Alexis Scott-Windham, the Amazon worker who survived the New Orleans terrorist attack?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

What is a good way to conduct an interview?

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do most men who date ugly women brag like it's some big accomplishment, when any guy can pull an ugly woman?

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Why are people outraged over Latina actress, Rachel Zegler, being cast to play Snow White in the live action remake of Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

No go.

No, not a chance

Still no good.