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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 12:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Experiment Reveals What Prolonged Fasting Actually Does to The Human Body - ScienceAlert

Next, they tried...

No go.

Nuts and Butts

What is the best way to keep my vagina clean and fresh?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why wasn't Queen as successful in America as in other countries? Then, after Radio Ga Ga, they couldn't even get into the top 40 in America even when these songs were top 10 hits everywhere else in the world.

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Anthropic Researchers Warn That Humans Could End Up Being "Meat Robots" Controlled by AI - futurism.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

ILL Is A Survival Horror Game Made By People Who Worked On Longlegs, IT, V/H/S/Beyond, And More - Game Informer

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Retinal prosthesis woven from tellurium nanowires partially restores vision in blind mice - Phys.org

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The One Habit an Oncologist Recommends Everyone Add by Age 40 - Eat This Not That

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Apple details the end of Intel Mac support and a phaseout for Rosetta 2 - Ars Technica

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Is Europe willing to risk losing its alliance with the United States, if they choose to continue the war in Ukraine?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Trump asks Congress to pull $9.4 billion in funding for NPR, PBS and foreign aid - Axios

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Scientists Uncover Giant Spiders That Once Terrorized Jurassic Earth - The Daily Galaxy