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12.06.2025 01:48

So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
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share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
No go.
No, not a chance
Still no good.